This masterpiece from Messrs Groening et. al. premiered last night; and if you were like me, you must be really tired of quoting Hume, Hegel and Homer (fucking COL). Oh wait, the joke was Homer SIMPSON. Well, guess what Wesleyanites–Homer Simpson is quoting, yeah, Ke$ha:

Incredible. Definitely worth contemplating infinity over; it might even be my new favorite book this week.

Wow, these “are you Wesleyan?” jokes are SO last month. Yeah. Sorry.

About Gabe Lezra

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.