Within the next week or so, the “masterminds” behind the curtain of the Blargus will be reviving the Carnal Cardinal and WeSeen and Overheard, but in order to reach the maximum level of humor, WE NEED YOUR HELP!

Tell us the craziest things you’ve heard uttered on campus! “If it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t have missed that year of college.” Is that so? We want to know!

Having relationship problems? Awkward moments in the bedroom? Not sure what goes where? Our panel of “experts” will have you laying down groundwork faster than “The Most Interesting Man In The World.”

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