(This is an addendum to my Wespeak, “Congratulations, Vol. 2: Demerits“)

1. The act of theorizing a sexual act or fetish creates a website dedicated to that sexual act or fetish.

a. If it is possible to theorize a sexual act or fetish, then said sexual act or fetish exists on the Internet

2. It need not be possible to theorize a sexual act or fetish for an anime porn site to exist that is dedicated to it.

3. There is a porn film dedicated to any blockbuster movie.

a. The closer the blockbuster movie moves towards the anime/sci-fi/fantasy genres, the more porn films will be dedicated to it.

4. The act of theorizing an object being inserted into a vagina/anus creates a website dedicated tyo the insertion of said object into a vagina/anus.

a. If an object can be theorized going into a vagina/anus, then a website exists wherein said object is then inserted into a mouth.

5. The act of theorizing two animals having sex creates a website wherein two humans dressed as said animals engage in sexual acts.

About Gabe Lezra

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.