So the WSA posted a picture of the “Douglas Cannon” on their blog a couple of days ago, but as a new Argus article will reveal tomorrow, don’t count on this thing being real, as there are some inconsistencies in the story…
Stay tuned, Wesleyan.

About Gabe Lezra

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.
  • Knowledgeable

    Everyone already knows this isn’t the real Douglas Cannon.

  • johnwesley

    ther real Douglas Cannon is thicker, darker and veinier.

  • blargwatcher

    wake up sheeple!