Tuesday, April 29, 2025



Temper Your Douglas Cannon Hysteria

So the WSA posted a picture of the “Douglas Cannon” on their blog a couple of days ago, but as a new Argus article will reveal tomorrow, don’t count on this thing being real, as there are some inconsistencies in the story…
Stay tuned, Wesleyan.

Comments

3 responses to “Temper Your Douglas Cannon Hysteria”

  1. Knowledgeable Avatar
    Knowledgeable

    Everyone already knows this isn’t the real Douglas Cannon.

  2. johnwesley Avatar
    johnwesley

    ther real Douglas Cannon is thicker, darker and veinier.

  3. blargwatcher Avatar
    blargwatcher

    wake up sheeple!

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