As the Number 1 (i.e. First) Wesleyan in the world, I have to say I am SHOCKED and APPALLED that the students at Kentucky Wesleyan will have the H1N1 Vaccine before we do–this isn’t to say that they don’t deserve it. Just that we do more.

From the “@KyWesleyan” Twitter account: “Kentucky Wesleyan students will be getting H1N1 vaccinations tomorrow morning. First clinic in Owensboro.”

How did I find out about this, you might ask? Well, I follow the Argus on Twitter, at

About Gabe Lezra

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.
  • Ezra Silk

    lol. Fuck Kentucky Wesleyan

  • Commenter

    It’s like we’re Chicago and they’re Rio de Janeiro. Clearly we are better because Obama backs us, but we still get screwed.