Dear Wesleyan,

It has come to my attention that by far the most important part of the Print Argus, that is, Death Match and Top 5, are vastly underappreciated. Since they were “both” my ideas (and by both, I mean one of them–Death Match), I am, very rightly, justifiably, and some other synonym of “correctly,” concerned.

So, I think that the best way to get these two sections the stature they deserve is to give them back to you. Please, Wesleyan, tell us what you want, who you want to see fighting, battling, or debating; tell us what you want us to rank.

Addendum: We have been getting some publicity: the actor/comedian Seth Green recently gave a ruling on our recent Death Match, Neo vs. Luke Skywalker, giving the win to Luke. To quote Johnny Drama, “VICTORY!”

If you have a suggestion, either send an email to glezra@wesleyan.edu or leave a comment below. Your pick.

About Gabe Lezra

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ezekiel 25-17.