5. James F. Jones Jr.

The President of Trinity College is effectively the chief bro of North America.

4. Panda Bear

The Animal Collective songwriter revealed his true loyalty to the bro community with his 16 minute ode to bros, “Bros.”

3. Matthew McConaughey

He just loves high school girls—he gets older, and they stay the same age. Oh, yeah.

2. Neil Patrick Harris

NPH shows that you don’t have to be straight to be a bro—broiness transcends sexuality, race, and petty differences. He shows that being a bro is about tearing down walls, not putting them up. Well done, sir, well done.

1. Asher Roth

Asher Roth is a champion. At beer pong—like Allen Iverson and Hakeem Olajuwon—and at life: his lyrics embody the soul of the bro-niverse. He’s a credit to his race, and to his country.