5. Columbus Day
If we’re going to celebrate genocide, we should probably only do it once a year. And we prefer the genocide celebration with cornbread.
4. Flag Day
Having this day implies that we shouldn’t honor the flag on every other day. In Real America, every day is Flag Day.
3. Mother’s Day/Father’s Day
Think of how orphans must feel on these holidays. Makes you feel a bit guilty, doesn’t it?
2. Labor Day
The creation of Labor Day in September was a transparent attempt by the Bosses to cut American workers off from their international brethren, who celebrate workers’ solidarity on May 1.
1. “The Holidays”
It’s supposed to be called CHRISTmas.
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gimpy
“Makes you feel a bit guilty, doesn’t it?”
Actually, no. No it doesn’t.
“It’s supposed to be called CHRISTmas.”
is this post a joke that I’m missing?