Monday, July 14, 2025



Freudian Guess Who

Is it a man or a woman? Woman! It’s your mother. They’re all your mother.

You seem to always guess Frank first. You’re finally connecting with your subconscious. Frank reminds you of your father, whom you hold in such high regard. He’s god to you—your father, and therefore Frank, must be the answer and the source of everything.

You find yourself strangely attracted to Megan and her soft blonde hair, but she’s looking to the left at David. Suddenly a desire to kill David and take Megan for your own comes over you, even after you find out that Megan is your mother.

Andy symbolizes your desire to succeed in life but unwillingness to let go of your youth. His dark hair indicates your inability to make decisions and the curl in his beard means you’re not ready to assimilate into the adult world.

Is it Bernard? Nope, it’s a penis. Again.

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