Hear ye, hear ye! It is the most splendiferous of pleasures to extend a hearty congratulations to Mister Andrew Perechocky, member of the graduating class of the year 2008, and the first official winner of the Ampersand Reverse Caption Contest. As a very special reward, Mr. Perechocky will receive an autographed parchment of his cartoon, signed by the esteemed Ampersand staff, valued at 14,000 Italian Lira.