The Wesleyan Ampersand reverse caption contest

Hear ye, hear ye! It is the most splendiferous of pleasures to extend a hearty congratulations to Mister Andrew Perechocky, member of the graduating class of the year 2008, and the first official winner of the Ampersand Reverse Caption Contest. As a very special reward, Mr. Perechocky will receive an autographed parchment of his cartoon, signed by the esteemed Ampersand staff, valued at 14,000 Italian Lira.

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.