Possible nicknames to use against the Romney campaign

By Brendan “Catcher’s Mitt” Larkin

Mitt Romney's Power Point mentioned some possible nicknames that will be used by his opponents, including the uninspired “Slick Mitt” and “Flip Flop Mitt.” Here are some newly found nicknames that did not make the final slideshow:

- Mittens, the lovable gubernatorial kitten
- Mittwit
- Not McCain
- Mitt the Morman
- Mitt the Boreman
- Mitt the Boarman

This article was posted in the print edition as part of the Wesleyan Argus Ampersand. It is satire and should not be construed as fact.