• The skeletons of Freddye Hill and Maryanne Wiggin

• A sensible drug policy

• The Burrito Bar

• A meth lab

• The original title for Buffy the Vampire Slayer: “The Girl Who Killed Vampires And She’s Called Buffy, the TV Series”

• Judith Shakespeare

• All the hippies

• The Hermes’ regular production schedule

• All the funny kids who used to write for the Ampersand

• A puppy!

• Another whole gamelan

• Sincerity

• Blueprints for ill-conceived Colonialist Program House

• The world’s largest rubber band ball

• Fourteen more Wespeaks about Evan Carp

• R. Kelly