Here at the AmperOffices, we appreciate the importance of biased journalism. With all the recent talk of burning embassies and angry mobs, we felt it was important to make a statement of our strongly-held belief in the freedom of the press.

In other words, we’re reporting the news in the most altered states of mind we could come up with. Forget biase—forget drun—this is true reportage, Amper-style!

Insane in the membrane (insane in the brain),
Johann, Katie, and Nat