Oh, hello there. We didn’t see you! Yes, it’s another semester already. We’d forgotten, too. Which means that we didn’t really have an Ampersand ready to go. But the new Editor-in-Chief (who is a Republican) insisted that we put something together.

Nat found a copy of “Us Teen 17 But Really For 12 Year Olds Magazine.” It seemed better than a blank page. Barely. So we did what we did best, and cut-and-pasted like champions.

Get used to it,
Johann and Nat

(Katie can’t be with us today, because she has some stupid thing to be at. Trust us, it’s stupid.)