#1 Is he constantly late to your dates?
a) Yes
b) No

#2 You ask him for a romantic night out, and he says:
a) “Anytime, girl.”
b) “Chicken wings are romantic, and the hot tub is technically ‘out.’”
c) “I can’t, woman. I got guys’ night out for the next couple of Fridays.”

#3 Does he not return your phone calls?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Wait, do you mean “Yes he does not return my phone calls” or “Yes he does… return my phone calls, I mean”?

#4 Has he ever yelled out someone else’s name while making love to you?
a) Of course! it’s called role-play, silly!
b) No, never!
c) Once, but he was really coked up…

#5 Is his name either Daryl or Logan?
a) Yes
b) No

(TO TALLY UP YOUR RESULTS: If you answered Yes to #5, or your boyfriend’s name is Kurt, he is definitely cheating on you.)