Friday night was so embarassing. I took puppy to the Jubilee Shades of Blackness performance and he insisted on wearing his “Yellow Labs Rule” trucker cap and an Exeter shirt! After we sat down to watch the dance troupes, he peed on the ground. Throughout the performance he was barking and peeing, all the while in his stupid outfit. AWKward!
Inspired by the unequivocally powerful film Brokeback Mountain, the most stirring and passionate love story of our time that has ignited the hearts and loins of moviegoers nationwide, millions of strapping straight lads throughout America have taken a cue this Valentine’s Day from Ang Lee’s masterpiece.
Inspired by the unequivocally powerful film Brokeback Mountain, the most stirring and passionate love story of our time that has ignited the hearts and loins of moviegoers nationwide, millions of strapping straight lads throughout America have taken a cue this Valentine’s Day from Ang Lee’s masterpiece.
Dear Joss Whedon,
Take us now.
Love, Alpha Delt
In a effort to "spread peace and tolerance across the globe, while cashing in on the buying power of under-Valentinized religions such as State Shinto," Hallmark, Inc. announced Monday that they would release a new series of Valentine’s Day cards featuring popular religious figures.
Point: Contrary to popular belief, being alone is not a bad thing, especially on Valentine’s Day. You don’t have to worry about buying gifts or remembering anniversaries. Also, there are plenty of great things that are best when done on your own, like reading, single-player mode in Mario Kart, or riding a tandem bike alone.
CAMPUS CENTER LOVE TRANSACTION I was in my North Face jacket and brown knit hat with white snowflakes. You were wearing a red button-up shirt with a black apron. I bought the seafood salad special at lunchtime. You had to swipe my card like three times and you asked me how my day was. I […]
Here at the AmperOffices, we appreciate the importance of biased journalism. With all the recent talk of burning embassies and angry mobs, we felt it was important to make a statement of our strongly-held belief in the freedom of the press.
Win a date with Amper babe Jess Lane (or Gelman, if you like Jews who are dudes)! For serious!
Once upon a time there was this guy, and he had a show. And this other man— wait, let me start over.