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My mother’s Bubby (Yiddish for grandmother, for the goy out there) was a terrible cook. While perhaps uncharacteristic of the traditional Jewish grandmother, her complete lack of culinary intuition and simultaneous love of cooking was endearing. Each time we visited her tiny apartment in the Bronx, she would sit us down at the dining room table and bring out dish after dish, each one drier and more flavorless than the last until finally, after picking at several courses of inedible gunk, she would bring out the blintzes. Blintzes, a staple in eastern Europe, was the only food Bubby could make well. Her expertise in creating the perfect crêpe-like pancake filled with fresh and sweet ricotta cheese may very well have compensated for her utter lack of talent in every other realm of cuisine. So we went to Bubby’s and we waited for the blintzes.

For many years, the main consumer of Bubby’s unpalatable food was her neighbor and dear friend Pearl (pronounced “Poil”). Pearl, who was the same age as Bubby and who also lived in her building, would often cook and eat with her, somehow stomaching two of Bubby’s specialties, dry chicken and salt-less soup. Pearl and Bubby’s friendship extended beyond the kitchen. They would go on excursions to the park and the grocery store, they would see movies and concerts together, they met each other’s grandchildren. So when my mother noticed at some point that Bubby hadn’t been spending time with or speaking to Pearl, she was concerned. She probed Bubby to tell her what had happened between them, but Bubby refused to say, deflecting her questions and saying she didn’t want to talk about it. Years later, my mother discovered the reason behind Bubby and Pearl’s falling out.

“Pearl said to me,” Bubby finally explained, “that her Blintzes were better than mine.”

I hope you enjoy these delicious treats as much I always have, and if a close friend or relative claims that they have a better recipe for blintzes, you have my full permission to permanently cut ties with such a misguided imbecile.

 

Ingredients for Wrapper

4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled slightly
1 cup milk (fat percentage doesn’t matter, but I use whole)
4 large eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
Few pinches of salt

Ingredients for Filling

2 cups farmer’s cheese, a thicker cottage cheese, quark, or ricotta
6 tablespoons sour cream, mascarpone, crème fraîche, or softened cream cheese
2 tablespoons granulated sugar (or more to taste)
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract (if desired)
Few gratings of fresh lemon zest (if desired)
2 large egg yolks or 1 large egg (optional)

 

Instructions

Make wrapper/crêpe batter: Combine wrapper ingredients in a blender, or in a bowl with an immersion blender, or whisk by hand until smooth. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for an hour or up to two days.

Cook wrappers/crêpes: Heat a medium skillet or crêpe pan over medium-high heat. Once heated, brush pan lightly with melted butter or oil. If the batter has gotten too thick to pour thinly in the fridge, you can add an additional tablespoon or two of milk or water to thin it. Pour 3 to 4 tablespoons of batter into the skillet, just enough that it coats the bottom in an even layer when you swirl it around. Let it cook, undisturbed, until the crêpe becomes a little golden underneath or at the edges. (We can cook these paler than dessert crêpes because we’re going to cook them again before serving.)

Flip the crêpe. Cook it for another 20 seconds, then slide it onto a plate to cool. Repeat with remaining batter, brushing the skillet with additional oil or butter as needed. You can stack the crêpes on top of each other even when they’re hot; they won’t stick.

Either use the crêpes right away or cover the plate with plastic wrap and use them within the next 2 days.

Make filling and fill wrappers: Mix all filling ingredients together until smooth. Place 3 tablespoons or so of filling across the center of the top wrapper/crêpe in your stack. Fold the bottom part of the wrapper up and over it. Fold the sides in over the bottom and filling, then fold the pancake up to form an egg roll-like shape filled pancake.

You can eat these blintzes right away, or refrigerate them for up to two days, or freeze them between layers of waxed paper for up to two months.

To serve the blintz: Heat a pat of butter over medium heat in a skillet. Fry the blintz until browned on both sides. Transfer to a plate and serve with sour cream or a fruit sauce or jam of your choice.

 

Sasha Cohen can be reached at srcohen@wesleyan.edu.

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