I want to be a male stripper. A classy one. It’s my final year at Wesweyan, and if I’ve learned anything here, it’s that we ought to embrace who we really are, and I really think I’m a great stripper. I’ve been working out my butt muscles for many months now, practicing on my friends, and have now amassed a collection of 3 pretty incredible man thongs. One is a rainbow. I have my terms of employment, of course: my lady pimp/security will be present at all times. No touching, unless I ask you. 20 Bucks. Contact me if you’re interested. You will not be disappointed. JSchofield@Wesleyan.edu