My name is Ross Berger, and I drive racecars. Personally, I am outraged that my name was mixed with the name of my much better-looking hall mate, Adam Johnson, in the article about his dorm. I am a racecar driver. I drive fast, and the ladies love it. I am from New York, which is totally awesome. Girls are, like, always checking out my sweet body and shit. Also, I drive racecars. So cool. Since the article’s publication, however, I have become much more popular and confident. Watch out Wesleyan, here comes Ross, the racecar driver. Sweet