Last Wednesday, a group of students gathered at a table outside Usdan with a firm goal in mind: to bring down one of the most well-known icons in the world. They were armed with signs, a photo-petition, and a clown. Their target was none other than Ronald McDonald.

“This type of marketing isn’t fair,” explained Susanna Ronalds-Hannon ’10. “Kids of the age McDonald’s is targeting don’t even know what advertising is, and it locks kids into these really dangerous eating patterns.”

This event was just one part of a nationwide protest being conducted by Corporate Accountability International, a watchdog organization whose stated goal is to challenge corporate abuse. Their previous actions include the 1997 campaign to do away with the Camel cigarette company’s mascot, Joe Camel, for reasons similar to the ones motivating their crusade against Ronald. While it’s debatable how many kids actually turned to smoking because of the influence of that infamous camel cartoon character, the fact that McDonald’s is explicitly targeting a young audience with their mascot is what’s getting people up in arms, and they’ve got plenty of evidence to back up their cause.

“According to the [Center for Disease Control] one out of three kids is at risk of type 2 diabetes, which is especially scary because the condition used to only affect adults,” Ronalds-Hannon said. “Also, I read about this one woman who had left this happy meal just sitting out for a year, and when she opened it again, the food was completely intact.”

The protest also featured “a McCircus in three acts,” performed by an as-yet-unnamed street theater troupe comprised entirely of Wesleyan students, featuring actors playing the characters of Big Pharm, Agribusiness, Baby, and Ronald on stilts, played by Mica Taliaferro ’11, a friend of Ronalds-Hannon. Reaction to the protest was mixed.

“It is wrong to target kids like that, to try and get them to eat fast food, but I personally love McDonald’s, and I don’t go because of the clown,” said David Shimomura ’13. “I mean, to me he seems like a child-molesting fiend.”

Shimomura isn’t alone in his sentiments. Others also signed the petition because of a deep-seated aversion to clowns.

“I’m probably going to end up signing the petition just because clowns freak me out,” said Lane Harris ’13.

According to a statement released by McDonald’s to CNN, Ronald is a role model who advocates for important issues such as literacy, safety, physical education, and a balanced diet.

  • Jan E.

    It is not the kids driving to McDonald’s, it is the parents. They are the adults and capable of determining what their kids will and will not eat. Let the parents decide, banning Ronald McDonald is stupid. Would be ban all the Ronald McDonald House’s for the families of sick children to stay when their kids are sick and in a hospital? McDonald’s does a great deal of good too, lets’ not forget that!

  • Pam Parker

    Oh my GOOD GOD! These nannies need to get a REAL life. What’s next, nanny? These are the kinds of people who BURN BOOKS.

  • Jan E.

    Ms. Parker:

    I had not thought of that, but do believe you could very well be right. I loathe busybodies meddlers. I always want to suggest they take care of their families and I will take care of mine.
    I think we have too many people with too much time on their hands.

  • marbee

    All of these people have become part of the trickle down hoodwink scheme begun by big pharma that profits from the nanny state! Get a clue people! Ronald McDonald never hurt anyone. Maybe now, McDonald’s can fight pharma, because We The People have not been able to! Lord knows, some try!

  • Rebecca

    When will people learn to mind their own business? Now that government is taking over healthcare everyone is ripe for abuse . No aspect of our lives will be exempt from criticism. This experiment has already been done on smokers. Who stood up for them? Nobody. Who will stand up for you? Wake up, please now.

  • Virgil Kleinhelter

    The people making a pain out of themselves are helping the makers of diet aids. It gives them something to do and a sense of worth. Since they aren’t worth a crap at anything else.

  • a real student

    glenn beck get off the wesleyan argus

  • Anonymous

    what good does macdonalds

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