Wesleyan University has brought a lawsuit against former Vice President of Investments and Chief Investment Officer Thomas Kannam and nearly twenty other defendants, alleging breach of fiduciary duty, civil theft, breach of contract, fraud, statutory forgery, and unjust enrichment, among other charges. Kannam was dismissed from his position at the University on October 13. The University filed its suit in the Middletown Superior Court on November 24, requesting a hearing which could force Kannam to put aside a $3 million pre-judgment remedy that would be paid to the University if it eventually wins its case. There was no public announcement, and Wesleyan’s Director of Media Relations, David Pesci, declined to comment.

According to the University’s pleadings, Kannam violated his contract by devoting most of his energies into personal “entrepreneurial ventures,” which diverted his attention away from his duties at Wesleyan. The University also claims that Kannam improperly exploited his privileged access to Wesleyan’s financial information, some of which was proprietary, for his own benefit, and that he used the University’s funds for his own business and personal expenses.

“We deny all of the allegations in the complaint,” said Stephen J. Fitzgerald, Kannam’s attorney. “If there’s going to be a hearing on the pending application for a pre-judgment remedy, we will at that time put on our defense.”

According to the complaint, Kannam began improperly profiting from his position at Wesleyan in 2001, when he and Ralph Gill, an associate, formed Cross Border Capital Advisors, or CBCA. The University released what it claims are some of Kannam’s email correspondences, sent from both his official email address and a personal account he accessed regularly on his work computer, to support its charges.

“Through my portfolio at Wesleyan, I have a window on some very interesting stock ideas,” Kannam allegedly wrote. “If possible I’d like to cherry-pick the best and capitalize on them. Would it be possible to feed Mike’s [Zaninovich] hedge fund and get paid some incentive on the performance of our ideas? Might be the fastest way to some real dough.”

The University claims that around 2006, Kannam became the owner and Director of Investments for the Belstar Group, where he received his own healthcare plan, pension, and corporate credit card, and continued to take advantage of information about Wesleyan’s investments. Belstar’s Managing Partner and Chief Investment Officer reportedly described Kannam as “our critical endowment asset.” The suit also alleges that Kannam took business trips on behalf of Belstar at the University’s expense.

Kannam is also accused of sitting on several corporate boards, including that of his father’s company, Advanced Device Technology Inc., which supplies infrared devices to the United States military, and Vietnam Capital Partners. Wesleyan says that Kannam failed to alert the University President of his involvement in these other boards, which his contract required him to do.

“Another board seat ($=equity)…Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoooooo! They’re adding up,” Kannam wrote in an email to his wife, according to the University.

The University claims that Kannam was aware that his activities represented a conflict of interest, and that he took steps to conceal them. He allegedly created presentations for CBCA under his wife’s name, and, according to the University’s complaint, worked with a partner at Belstar to “draft a letter to the University’s President from an alleged Korean dignitary,” that would conceal his involvement in outside entrepreneurial projects.

“We need to handle this discreetly at Wesleyan since there’s major turnover on our Board now and the new members that are joining take their fiduciary duty seriously in the Sarbanes-Oxley environment,” Kannam allegedly wrote to a CBCA associate in 2005. The Sarbanes-Oxley Act set higher standards for oversight by corporate boards in the wake of the Enron scandal. The suit also argues that Kannam was concerned about the arrival of a new President in 2007, and told his associates that he would have to “lay low.”

When Kannam started working at Wesleyan, his office was located in North College, the main administrative building. The University claims that he lobbied to have the Investment Office moved into its current location at 74 Wyllys Avenue in order in order to conceal his private ventures from his colleagues. The complaint claims that Kannam referred to his office as “The Taj” and used it primarily for his non-Wesleyan business.

The suit alleges that Kannam used a variety of the University’s resources for the benefit of his private ventures. He reportedly offered to have his staff at the Wesleyan Investment Office handle projects for Belstar. In 2007 Kannam allegedly reported that a hedge fund had retained the services of Wesleyan’s Quantitative Analysis Center (QAC), an interdisciplinary data analysis workshop, and that it had agreed to pay a fee of several thousand dollars. This fund was allegedly Belstar, which never paid for the services it received from the QAC. The University claims that Kannam recommended the hiring of several new employees so that he could focus more of his attention on his own ventures. Of one new member of his staff, Kannam reportedly wrote, “I’m so happy. With my extracurricular ventures heating up, he’ll help a lot.”

Finally, the complaint accuses Kannam of fraudulently using University funds for his own expenses on “countless occasions.” The suit alleges that Kannam routinely doctored expense reports to pay for golfing outings, international travel, and even a trip to the 2008 Super Bowl. He allegedly allowed his associates to travel to conferences under the pretense that they were financial advisors to the University. He is also accused of having received “double reimbursement,” when he paid for his expenses using his Wesleyan credit card and then submitted his expenses for cash reimbursement.

The University claims that Kannam’s misconduct was discovered in 2009 and led to his termination, although two days after his departure President Michael Roth sent an all-campus email announcing that Kannam had left to “pursue other opportunities.” The trial has not yet begun, and it remains unclear how the University assembled its case. The Argus will have more updates as new information comes to light.

  • Ralph

    Hatchet Job = Blow Job

  • I’m So Giddy

    Hatchet Job,

    You are a total frickin idiot extraordinaire.

    Are you Tom Kannam or Ralph Gill?

  • Max Cady

    I find you guilty! Guilty of betrayin’ your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin’ your country! Guilty of betrayin your family and friends! Guilty of abrogating your oath to serve Wesleyan! Guilty of sellin’ out Wesleyan for a fast buck!

    With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! Now you will learn about loss! Loss of dignity! Loss of employment! Loss of assets! Loss of a future!

  • You talkin’ to me?

    Max Cady was one of the best characters ever portrayed by Robert DeNiro. He still gives me the creeps!

  • Cousin Eddie

    This whole thing makes me cry

    How dare this scumbag bilk Wesleyan. How dare he joke about it in a mocking fashion.

    Well I tell you Kannam, wearing two hats is in fact key.

    The first hat will be the one you wear to court to hide your face from the press.

    The second hat will say Jiffy Lube on it. Or maybe MacDonald’s, or better yet, Waste Management. Or how about Foxwood’s (as you clean the piss and shit off the floor of the casino men’s room). Foxwood’s would be an appropriate employer. Afterall, it would be Indians looking after Indians.

    Get ready dude. You are headed for a double wide and Hamburger Helper.

    Wanna know what life’ll be like. Just ask me, Cousin Eddie

  • Clark Griswald

    Mr. Cowell,

    You make a good point. They all got caught this time. What about the times they did not get caught?

    Off to WallyWorld for the Golf Outing of the Century.

  • Kannam’s Golf Bag

    Tommy Boy, is there anything to the rumor that we are headed to Guantanomo? This is turning into Harold and Kumar.

    Please Tommy Boy, I want the good life back. Like playing an exclusive club and having you wash my balls outside in the fresh air.. then
    1. The Four Seasons or Ritz
    2. The spas at the Four Seasons are heavenly
    3. Then a five star dinner… ummm… ummmm… good
    4. Then off to a club to dance into the wee hours of the night and pick up chicks left and right. You the man Tommy. Jai Ho Baby!!!
    5. Oooooo Momma… I miss the good old days.

    Live the friggin high life, while others toil. That is what it is all about….

    You want Oucherooo baby, then bend over, Daddy’s gonna punish you with his short game putter.

  • Kannam’s Garbage Can

    Some days all I see is kitchen waste and Indian cooking scraps (God I hate the stench of curry).

    Other days I see lots and lots of paper. Lots of it is shredded.

    My buddy, Kannam’s Shredder, is new in town. Just arrived last November. He has been busier than a two-rupee whore in Mumbai. ‘Round the clock, shred, shred, shred. Then he pops into the garage to dump his load on me.

    I feel sorry for Kannam’s Golf Bag. He used to see a lot of action and now just sits in the corner with Kannam’s Polo mallets, Kannam’s cricket bats, Kannam’s croquet mallets, and Kannam’s badminton racquets.

    I also hear a lot of screaming. I hear the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack playing constantly. I haven’t see Kannam’s $150,000 Mercedez 600 SEL for days. I miss talking with the v12 engine. God I miss her. I guess she’s gone into hiding.

    Please Daddy Kannam, please don’t put us on E-bay.

  • Warhol’s 15 Minute
  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr. PhD

    This would be a sordid and sad tale of fraudulent gift. Sahib, I have position of night manager to you hiring now at Middletown Kwik-E-Mart.

    “Get Out and thank you, come again!”

  • JMB ’81

    The Wes search committee that eventually identified Roth as a candidate for Wes President was managed by Spencer Stuart Executive Search Consultants.

    The lead consultant was Jennifer Bol out of Spencer Stuart’s Boston Office (see link below where she notes her leadership on the Wes Prez search). Working with Ms. Bol is a consultant by the name of Anne M. Coyle – same office, same practice area. It appears that Ms. Coyle works for Ms. Bol.

    There is an Anne M. Coyle in North Haven who appears to own property with a Mr. Ralph Gill. A NYT wedding announcement shows that the two were married, and that in fact Ms. Coyle works for Spencer Stuart in Boston. The resumes in the NYT and at Spencer Stuart match perfectly.

    So Mr. Gill. You trash the Wesleyan President ad nauseaum in your commentary. How ironic it is that your wife is a member of the practice team at Spencer Stuart that identified Mr. Roth and received compensation for the search from Wesleyan. Yet you bite the hand that apparently feeds you.

    Let’s hope that Wes does its homework and insures that the search for a new CIO does not include Ms. Coyle, unless Ms. Coyle and Mr. Gill are no longer married (because Ms. Coyle works out of Boston, it is possible that they are separated or no longer married, so let’s give Ms. Coyle the benefit of the doubt).

    This web is more tangled than anyone can imagine.

    http://www.cornell.edu/provost/searches/aap/docs/aboutSpencerStuart.pdf

  • Help the investigation

    While a lot of these recent comments are funny and cathartic, they don’t really help build a better case against the defendants. It’s almost a sure bet that more evidence is lurking in cyberspace. There have been some very interesting discoveries by Argus readers about Kannam and Gill, but not much about the others listed in the complaint. Certainly there is important information that has yet to come to light.

    I’m hopeful that more energies will go into scouring zoominfo, intelius, SEC filings, Edgar, google, bing, and others. Find the companies, activities, and inter-connections associated with the defendants, and no doubt there will be a better case as a result.

    I like a good joke as much as anybody, but I’d most like to see the strongest case possible and justice to be served.

  • taj my hall

    jmb, i thought your post was a joke. my god, its real.

    all kidding aside, i want the screen play rights. this is the sopranos meets gordon gecko, and harold and kumar. throw in a bit of laurel and hardy, the three stooges, 24, the simpsons, and south park, and you have an extraordinarily funny movie worthy of an oscar. Gotta weave in Bollywood too (a “wearing two hats” dance number – I am thinking bollers and beanies with gypsies and the kids from slumdog).

    scenes-
    indian wedding (boller and beanie dance routine here)
    pga golf tournament (cameos by tiger’s women and getting beaned by an errant tiger shot)
    vietnam (on the mekong delta scouting out equity investments with former vietcong )
    disneyworld (riding the its a small world ride and unable to get off)
    superbowl (partying with sir charles barkley)
    chairman of tata motors board room (anil kapoor to play ratan tata – followed by a chase scene through mumbai)
    cambridge university (harry potter theme)
    nyc (meeting with Taco Belstar)
    summit meetings in middletown (a wive’s club theme)
    the taj (this scene would be wes workers installing a revolving door at the entrance)
    guantanomo bay cuba (this would be a hilarious chase scene with islamic fundamentalists, ending up in castro’s bedroom)

    It just doesn’t get any better

  • two rupee whore

    no more dissing of two rupee whores. we actually work for a living.

  • Willing to help

    To: Help the investigation

    Would you post the civil complaint in its entirety somewhere. And (2) would you post a list of funds that the Endowment has invested in under Kannam’s leadership.

    The only reason that commenters have focused on Kannam and Gill is that there is sufficient information in the press to research these two. Gill’s lengthy comment was extremely helpful in opening up a window on Gill.

    There is very little information in the press on the other defendants and linkages to Kannam.

    I have a feeling that Wesleyan endowment funds reside or resided in the funds of some of these other defendants. Nothing that has been quoted so far would preclude this possibility.

    PLEASE POST THE COMPLAINT

  • A day in the life

    HK: I have some eggs. How to you want them cooked dear?
    TK: “Lets poach ’em all”

    HK: Its cold outside, please double cover your head before you go out. You don’t want to catch cold.
    TK: OK dear, “Wearing two hats is key”

    TK: What do you say when you stub your toe?
    HK: “Oucheroo”

    HK: Please go to the store an pick up some apples. How will you select them?
    TK: OK, “If possible, I’d like to cherry pick the best”

  • Help the investigation

    Willing to help – wish I had a copy of the complaint, but I believe one must go in person to the Middlesex court clerk to obtain it, and even then it may be in hardcopy form only. Didn’t the Argus staff obtain a copy for their story? I wish they would publish it.

    As for some of the other defendants and how they’re connected to Kannam and/or Wesleyan, here’s a link that looks really interesting. Anyone with some experience in such things want to help dissect it?

    http://www.adviserinfo.sec.gov/IAPD/Content/ViewForm/ADV/Sections/iapd_AdvAllPages.aspx?ORG_PK=03C96D700008014C01A7E3A0028643F9056C8CC0&STATE_CD=&TOTAL_DRPS=0&Print=Y

    Just search the page for “Kannam”. Also try “Wesleyan”, and you’ll see that Wes was somehow included. Next try “commitment required”, and it sure looks like Kannam had to kick in $1M to be a player.

  • Willling to help

    What a find. That’s amazing. 2005! I assume the Wes GC has this.

    A partner at Belstar!!!! An individual owner from inception no less, with control as indicated.

    It also lists Wesleyan Investment Office as an affiliate investment advisor. Why? Because Kanam had to use his own registration ID number? Can anyone explain this. Why would he put Wesleyan at risk like this? I assume it was because he had his folks at the Taj providing investment advice to Belstar, and legally had to disclose this. But why? Why not keep things are arms length? Unless of course Wes endowment $ was involved.

    This also explains Johnston and Yun.

    Now the key is to find out if any Wesleyan money was invested in these funds. So far all the quotes, including those from Ralph Gill’s comment and all the lawyers, do not rule out this possibility. They were very careful with their words. They were always careful to say that no money was lost. They never said that no money was invested.

    If a single penny was invested by Wes in Belstar, that would take this lawsuit to entirely new levels. Once Blumenthal’s office sees this, he’ll be on this like nobody’s business.

    This also explains why http://www.belstargroup.com is shut down tighter than a drum

    This is absolutely incredible.

    Clearly EXHIBIT 1

    Now it is clear. Kannam was probably desperate to settle. Wes said fine, give us $3 million. Kannam might be able to give $3 million, but that would probably break him. He should have settled, so he could continue to work in the securities industry. Now he is toast.

    Does anyone know why on earth Gill would write what he did knowing full well that the evidence was overwhelming. A last ditch effort to deflect public attention? Desperation to say the least.

    Finally, this proves that the lawsuit has nothing to do with Roth. This fraud occurred way before Roth was on the scene.

  • June Cleaver

    Beaver is it true? Is the post below true??! I had to rub my eyes, I could not believe it! Seems you and Wally are not so bad after all, when you compare what you do to these two deviants!

    “….So Mr. Gill. You trash the Wesleyan President ad nauseaum in your commentary. How ironic it is that your wife is a member of the practice team at Spencer Stuart that identified Mr. Roth and received compensation for the search from Wesleyan. Yet you bite the hand that apparently feeds you…”

    Let’s hope that Wes does its homework and insures that the search for a new. CIO. does not include Ms. Coyle, unless Ms. Coyle and Mr. Gill are no longer married (because Ms. Coyle works out of Boston, it is possible that they are separated or no longer married, so let’s give Ms. Coyle the benefit of. the doubt).

  • Willling to help

    If you go to the investment advisor search function and run “Wesleyan” nothing comes up. Yet they are listed as an investment advisor.

    http://www.adviserinfo.sec.gov/IAPD/Content/IAPDMain/iapd_SiteMap.aspx

  • May cut both ways

    If the arrangement described at advisorinfo.sec.gov between Belstar, Wes, and Kannam was ok’d / sanctioned by the prior Wes administration, then the info could actually help the defense case.

    We can only assume that Wes knows what it’s doing.

  • Scrubbing Kannam

    Looks like St James Investments (Defendant Robert J. Mark) has attempted to erase Kannam from their advisory board.

    Now you see Kannam in all his glory http://www.stjic.com/advisory_board.php

    Now try and find him http://www.stjic.com/

    Just can’t rely on those webmasters to do a thorough job!!! Oucherooo

    Even if they read this and really erase Kannam, we can always find him via Google cache!!!

  • Common Sense

    To: May Cut Both Ways

    C’mon, be serious. You have to be kidding.

    Wesleyan University Investments is listed as an affiliate no less. If this term has any meaning, it would imply that in some situations, acting as an affiliate, that Wes would have risk. Who the hell would approve that?

    Do you really believe that the Trustees, who I can 100% guarantee were briefed before the suit was filed, would approve the suit without a full vetting of all info by the Wes GC and the Prez?

    They were not born yesterday.

  • Who Cut The Cheese?

    You really farted on your comment Cuts Both Ways.

    Here’s is what you would have to believe

    Kannam would go to the Wes Prez and say:
    1. I want to join Belstar with an equity and controlling interest
    2. I want to sign up the Wes endowment as an affiliate
    3. I am doing this because I need more money
    4. I can still run A HALF A BILLION ENDOWMENT while working for another investment company
    5. Don’t worry, there are no CONFLICTS

    You would also have to believe that the entire Wesleyan administration and Trustees were all born yesterday OR worshipped at the Kannam Altar.

  • Michael can you do something useful

    like work on your next blog or prepare for your next film class, grade some papers…we all recognize you here. (the way you affectionately call yourself ‘Prez’ who else does???)

  • 24 Tonight

    8:24

    You are really a total, utter fool.

    Or are you one of those idiots that buys Mr. Gill’s conspiracy theory?

    Or are you one of the defendants who is feeling the heat? Because brother, the heat is on.

    GO “Who Dat?” nation

  • Scandal Follower

    Does anyone know if Wesleyan University Investment Office is a “legal entity”?

    The filing link above states that it is.

    Maybe this is the statutory forgery charge.

  • Bed Wetter

    “WHO CUT THE CHEESE” your ability to cut through the bullshit and see the truth is remarkable.

    It is incredible how Kannam and Gill take anyone who did not go to Oxford Law School as a bumbling idiot.

    Fact is, if Kannam had honestly and openly approached the administration with his “extracurricular” agenda, then they would have DENIED him.

    Forget about all the verbal lingo, or Gill’s stupid blog here. Gill is simply trying to RE-DIRECT attention to the president of Wesleyan, instead of Kannam’s UNETHICAL, IRRESPONSIBLE behavior.

    For Kannam’s part, his silence is deafening in his guilt. Of course the guy knows he DECEIVED Wesleyan. He’s like a five year old with his pants soaking in urine telling his mom that he did not wet his pants.

  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr. PhD

    wetter, i never laughed so hard. i almost wet my pants too.

    this thing is turning into beavis and butthead as tweeners

    thank you and come again

  • Ghandi

    Oh my oh my, could it be true? Two of a billion of our people have gone astray? Do we need to send our shepards out to guide them back to the flock? Such misguided children.

    Thomas is in need of deep psychological therapy or life incarceration. He epitomizes a Slumdoggie Millionaire

  • ThomasKannamlicksballs

    I’m fed up with Kannam and everything he stands for. He and his horseshit emails proves that he acted irresponsibly and ripped off our school.

    Unfortunately with all the monies he stole from Wesleyan, he can live the good life for a long time.

    He also has no guilt so I’m sure he doesn’t care squat about what he does.

    I hope he does not have a chance to eat the German Shepard and Collie meet he so craves every Sunday evening when he sits down to a lovely ethnic meal with his playwrite wife.

  • Gorden Gecko, Sing Sing

    Has Wes taken steps to remove our name from that stupid taco Belstar SEC filing?

    There have to be liability issues associated with having our name on that form (otherwise, what’s the purpose of the listing? Obviously the SEC wants to know).

    Is it possible that the name cannot be removed because Kannam signed some binding legal document with taco Belstar on behalf of Wes? Contract fraud? Statutory forgery? Is Wes now forced to wear two hats because of Kannam’s fraud?

    Are Wes funds invested in any of the taco Belstar investment vehicles (My bet is 100% yes, otherwise why would taco Belstar hire Kannam? Good looks? )

    Does anyone have an answer, evidence or any theories?

  • SEC FULL TEXT SEARCH

    Here is the new SEC Full Text Search website.

    Have fun boys and girls. There is an incredible amount of information.

    http://searchwww.sec.gov/EDGARFSClient/jsp/EDGAR_MainAccess.jsp

  • WARNING

    This is the warning on the SEC Investment Advisor Registration Form that lists Kannam and Wesleyan (see excellent post above that revealed that the “Investment Office of Wesleyan University” is an affiliate of Belstar)

    If there are any false statements the Department of Justice and the SEC may pursue criminal prosecution.

    “WARNING: Complete this form truthfully. False statements or omissions may result in denial of your application, revocation of your registration, or criminal prosecution. You must keep this form updated by filing periodic amendments.”

    Since there have been no updates, it appears that Kannam is still an indirect owner of Belstar.

    I am surprised that Wesleyan has not been removed from the registration.

    Legal Name of Affiliate:

    WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY, INVESTMENT OFFICE

    Primary Business Name of Affiliate:

    WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY, INVESTMENT OFFICE

    Affiliate is (check only one box):
    X Investment Adviser
    Broker – Dealer
    Dual (Investment Adviser and Broker-
    Dealer)

    Affiliated Investment Adviser’s SEC File Number (if any)
    801-

    Affiliate’s CRD Number (if any):

  • Kannam Quotes Reprise

    Here is a complete list of quotes. It just can’t get any better. I am hoping there will be more. They are Bartlett’s worthy! Maybe we can get them into the next edition.

    ‘The power of wearing two hats is key — our secret weapon,’”

    “Let’s poach it all,”

    “Golf outing of the century” (Torrey Pines)

    “Dough update for CBCA wives: very productive meeting in N.Y. today. Summit in Durham tonight.”

    “Access all sorts of competitive data, information and deal flow, which will keep overhead extremely low,”

    “Through my portfolio at Wesleyan, I have a window on some very interesting stock ideas,”

    “If possible, I’d like to cherry-pick the best and capitalize on them. Would it be possible to set up an arrangement whereby we feed ideas to Mike’s hedge fund and get paid some incentive on the performance of our ideas? Might be the fastest way to make some real dough.”

    “Oucheroo”

    “Gave the board member our Korea story.”

    “Belstar is proud of its affiliation with Mr. Kannam,”

    “The Taj”

    “We need to handle this discreetly at Wesleyan since there’s major turnover on our Board now and the new members that are joining take their fiduciary duty seriously in the Sarbanes-Oxley environment,”

    “Send me a list of things you’d like done with the hedge fund data so that I can get my guys working on it,”

    “Another board seat ($=equity)…Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoooooo! They’re adding up,”

    “I’m so happy. With my extracurricular ventures heating up, he’ll help a lot.”

  • Durham Summit

    “Dough update for CBCA wives: very productive meeting in N.Y. today. Summit in Durham tonight.”

    I missed this e-mail quote the first time around.

    So it would appear that the following people attended the Durham summit
    Thomas Kannam (aka Thomas P. Kannam)
    Heather Kannam (aka Heather McCuthhen)
    Ralph Gill (aka Ralph S. Gill)
    Anne M. Coyle (aka Anne C. Gill)

    What’s interesting is that this is the first time that Anne Coyle is implicated (by Kannam) in the whole Cross Borders scheme (assuming that what Ralph Gill wrote was correct; that it was just Kannam and Gill involved in Cross Borders, and no one else)

    This raises terrifying issues given that Anne M. Coyle was a member of the same office and practice at Spencer Stuart involved in the Wes President executive search.

    The timing of this “dough update” summit may be extremely relevant.

  • All Together Now

    “I’m so happy. With my extracurricular ventures heating up, he’ll help a lot.” -Kannam

    Reminds me of Maria’s solo in West Side Story.
    Sing to the song “I Feel Pretty” from Westside Story

    I feel happy,
    Oh, so happy,
    I feel happy and wealthy and wise!
    And I pity
    Any guy who isn’t me tonight.

    I feel charming,
    Oh, so charming
    It’s alarming how charming I feel!
    And so happy
    That I hardly can believe I’m real.

    See the wealthy boy in that mirror there:
    Who can that wealthly boy be?
    Such a handsome face,
    Such a handsome suit,
    Such a handsome smile,
    Such a handsome me!

    I feel stunning
    And entrancing,
    Feel like running and dancing for joy,
    For my new Mercedes SL
    Is a pretty wonderful toy!

  • CBCA Wives’s Club

    I wonder why Kannam’s wife is a defendant and Gill’s wife was not?

  • Taj

    Dearest Daddy,

    I miss you daddy. What happened? One day you’re here and the next day you have abandoned me.

    You gave birth to me. You are my bio-architectural daddy. Why have you abandoned me?

    I miss all our friends from New York who came by all the time, and whom we bought lunch for a million times. You were so generous daddy.

    I really miss Uncle Ralph and my cousins from the Belstar family. They really put some life into this place with their carrying on.

    I miss the Indian tunes on our Musak and, my favorite, Daddy’s Slumdog CD

    I miss the Pot Luck curry lunches with fresh goat milk and glazed sheep testicles.

    I miss listening to your baby talk with mom.. oucheroo.

    I miss your golf clubs in the corner with your favorite “Tiger Red” Nike golf shirt.

    I miss the souveneirs from your disney trip. Your Goofy doll was priceless. Are you the one who wrote “Trustees” on Goofy’s shirt daddy?

    Oh, and I really do miss the picture of you dancing like a gypsy-in-heat at that Mumbai wedding. You are Bollywood worthy. Jai ho daddy.

    I miss you so much daddy,

    Your son,

    The Taj

  • What is going on here?

    This is interesting. Kannam spoke at a Financial Conference in San Francisco in May, 2009, about Endowments and Hedge Funds. It was held at the very tony Marc Hopkins Intercontinental on Nob Hill in San Francisco. Also on the program was Elvin Lim, an Asst Prof of Government from Wesleyan. What? Strangely, he was listed under Investor and Industry Experts rather than Academic Speakers (many of whom were Nobel Laureates in Economics). Very odd.

    http://www.global-arc.net/uploaded/tiny_mce/File/Global%20ARC%20SFO%202009%20-%20Updated%20Feb%2016.pdf

  • Fee Investigator

    12:27 Very, very interesting.

    This brings up another issue. Did Kannam get speaking fees at all of these conferences? He went to quite a few all over creation. If he got speaking fees (which he most assuredly did), was the check made out to Wesleyan, or was it made out to Kannam. If it was made out to Kannam, did he turn the proceeds over to Wesleyan or did he pocket them?

    Futhermore, if he was a speaker, presumably his travel costs were covered (the attendance fee at the SF conference was $5k per head – more than enough to pay honoraria and travel).

    This are is ripe for further investigation. Double billing that goes beyond the India Wedding, Superbowl, Torrey PInes and Disneyworld????? Worth pursuing.

  • Real Mad Alum

    Why isn’t this a criminal case god damn it? It certainly meets every hurdle for felony grand theft. Come on Wes, get some balls, go see Blumenthal and get Kannam charged. This is no different than Koslowski and Tyco, albeit a smaller scale (but not by much).

    I read this article and the comments and I am so pissed off. Kannam’s ass should have been perp walked across the campus in full view of everyone. Instead he disappears like a thief in the night.

    This MF stole a ton of money through expense fraud, at a minimum. How is that different from going into Wes’ checking account and writing yourself checks? It isn’t. If an accountant had written himself Wesleyan checks, the poor bastard would be bent over in a prison shower puking his guts out. How is this different? Why is there a double standard?

    This ass clown needs to be hauled into jail and booked. His passport needs to be seized and his assets frozen. This guy is a flight risk. Why? What does he have to look forward to in the US? Nothing.

    He might be able to sneak into India and grab a job, but the ass jockey made the mistake of dropping the name of the largest industrialist in friggin India, Ratan Tata, Chairman of Tata Motors (and the dumbasses at the NYT, they published his name, but had no idea who he was).

    How f***king stupid can you get? I mean HOW F***CKING STUPID CAN YOU GET?

    Tell me Kannam, how f***king stupid are you?

    Kannam, do the right thing. Man up, pay back every dime you ripped off from Wesleyan, and re-start your life. You will feel better and I can assure you that your colleagues and the plaintiffs will at least feel sorry for you. People tend to forgive those who come clean. Right now they hate you.

    Why are you going to embarass your famly and children by dragging them through a court case that will be all over the papers and TV news? You won’t win and you know it. Furthermore you risk having shit revealed in court that might prompt an SEC investigation, not to mention an IRS investigation. Want the Department of Justice with their mitts clamped firmly around your nuts? Think about it.

    The path you are on is a path of personal destruction.

  • I’m Still Short

    How to raise a $3 million prejudgment remedy

    1. Sign over the deed to the house
    2. Sell Belstar stake (oops, they loaned me the money for the stake)
    3. Borrow from Belstar (if I can get them to return calls)
    4. Call Ratan Tata
    5. Go to Vegas and bet the vacation pay on 666
    6. Write a draft letter to the Korean Dignitary
    7. Is that job at Cambridge still open?
    8. Sell rights to “Wearing Two Hats” screenplay
    9. Borrow money from Ralph Gill
    10. Strip house of all appliances
    11. Put everything I own on E-bay
    12. Work two shifts at Taco Bell
    13. See if I can retrieve all my charitable giving over the last 10 years
    14. Rent rooms in house
    15. Get parents to mortgage their house
    16. Sell stake in Cross Borders (What? It has no assets or revenue?)
    17. Buy a monkey and become an organ grinder
    18. Sell Mercedes
    19 Sell Minivan
    20. Cash in IRA and Other Retirement
    21. Call Marc Rich for advice

    Screw it, I’m judgment proof in India. Honey pack up the kids. We are Mumbai bound.

  • OJ SuperMax

    Hey Kannam

    The glove does fit, you are in deep shit

  • South Park Meets Wesleyan

    Butters: Whoa Eric, we are going to get in a lot of trouble

    Cartman: Shut up Butters, these wankers at Wesleyan can barely find their way to work

    Butters: But.. but.. but Eric, they filed a lawsuit against us. My parents are going to be furious

    Cartman: Screw your parents Butters, they don’t have shit on us. Now Butters, you wear this hat that says Cross Borders, and I will wear the Wesleyan hat.

    Butters: But Eric, you gave me the hat that’ll put me in jail

    Cartman: You gotta take one for he team Butters

    Butters: They are coming to get me Eric

    Cartman: Officers, that is the kid who ripped off the school. His name is Butters.

  • Monkey

    I am not going to work with Tom Kannam and his organ. Find someone else

  • Marc Rich

    Kannam, don’t call me. I have my hands full with Roman Polanski and his pardon.

  • Ratan Tata

    Some Korean dignitary has been calling me. What up with that?

  • Cambridge

    Mr. Kannam,

    The job has been filled. It went to a Mr. Ralph Gill. We selected him last November. He arrived yesterday. He had recommendations from a Korean dignitary, Ratan Tata, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr. PhD.

    Cambridge Endowment

  • Mae West Endowment

    Hey Tommy, why don’t you come up and see me sometime.

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