A few days ago my roommate admitted to me that he started the Seinfeld thread out of boredom. So this week: NO rumors, just some Wesleyan-esque poetry.

What do people do on Saturday afternoons? I am sooooo bored.

Responses:

• clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean
• work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work
• drink drink drink eh whatever
• fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
• get high
• Wear urban outfitterz at my $50,000 p/y school and talk about how rich white people suck.

http://collegeacb.com/sb/wes/thread/129160

girl in the Versace dress… you are pretty when i am drunk. you are ugly when i am sober and actually have to talk to you. you talk about fashion and and how you are going to summer in some far off destination. you look down on those who work with their hands and produce that which you covet so much. you make me feel alright when i am alone and need a warm body to satisfy my primal urges. i hate you but i need your essence. i love you but i can’t stand all that you represent. i would like to make love to you but masturbation will suffice. you say you love me but i know the only thing love is the money i will earn with my wesleyan degree. fuck you, i love you…

Responses:

• man this is some poetry

http://collegeacb.com/sb/wes/thread/129425

Future program houses: bauhouse, acid house

Responses:

• homeless house
• bloghouse
• boathouse
• Animal House
• White Power House
• hipster/soilent green house
• Round House
• Harvard house
• house of God
• little house on the prarie
• bathhouse
• No Fat Chicks House
• She’s-a-Brick House
• i always like gingerbread house, maybe for like a bakers’ program house or something. i know that used to be the nickname for 202 wash, but it works.
• House of cards
• House of Representatives
• House of Pain
• Whore House

http://collegeacb.com/sb.php?school=wes&page=thread&id=111696&p=1

About Ezra Silk

I have been interested in journalism ever since I was an editor at my high school student newspaper, where I was involved in a freedom of speech controversy that was covered in the local newspaper as well as local television and radio outlets. The ACLU became involved, and the ensuing negotiations lead to a liberalization of my school's freedom of expression policy. I worked as a summer intern at the Hartford Courant after my freshman year at Wesleyan, reporting for the Avon Bureau under Bill Leukhardt and publishing over 30 stories. At the Argus I have been a news reporter, news assistant editor, news editor, features editor, editor-in-chief, executive editor, blogger, and multimedia director. I have overseen the redesign of wesleyanargus.com, founding the Blargus and initiating ArgusVideo at the beginning of my time as editor-in-chief during the spring of my junior year. During my senior year, I have co-edited the Blargus with Gianna Palmer and founded Argus News Radio, a 15-minute weekly show produced by WESU 88.1 on which I conduct a weekly segment interviewing seniors about their thesis topics. I have written over 70 stories at the Argus and continue to do reporting and blogging as much as I can.