Tuesday, July 22, 2025



WeSeen & Heard

At long last, the first installation has arrived— WeSeen&Heard is a compilation of all things funny, absurd or just “so Wesleyan” overheard and/or spotted around campus.  Think of it as a collective campus snoop, if you will.

On Foss Hill:

“I just need a toilet other than my own to throw up in.”

“Bleachers, get off Foss! You don’t even smoke pot.”

Overheard in Olin Library:

“I don’t think its herpes.”  Pause.  “No, it was all over her mouth.”

Sign language student signing “I am the egg-man, I am the egg-man, I am the walrus cookoo cachoo.”  (Explains: “This is what I do at Olin.”)

On William & Hamlin Sts (by Broad St Books):

Woman going into labor on the sidewalk, flanked by locals, eventually picked up in a blue car blasting TI’s “Live Your Life.”

Middletown resident on Main St:

“You should go up to Wesleyan. I got 131 girls up there I’m messin wit.”

To get in on the WeSeen & Heard action, post your own submissions to our Facebook group or email them to WeSeenAndHeard@gmail.com.  (Note: names/email addresses of contributors will not be identified when submissions are posted on the Blargus.)  Also stay tuned for an anonymous submission box!

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