At long last, the first installation has arrived— WeSeen&Heard is a compilation of all things funny, absurd or just “so Wesleyan” overheard and/or spotted around campus. Think of it as a collective campus snoop, if you will.
On Foss Hill:
“I just need a toilet other than my own to throw up in.”
“Bleachers, get off Foss! You don’t even smoke pot.”
Overheard in Olin Library:
“I don’t think its herpes.” Pause. “No, it was all over her mouth.”
Sign language student signing “I am the egg-man, I am the egg-man, I am the walrus cookoo cachoo.” (Explains: “This is what I do at Olin.”)
On William & Hamlin Sts (by Broad St Books):
Woman going into labor on the sidewalk, flanked by locals, eventually picked up in a blue car blasting TI’s “Live Your Life.”
Middletown resident on Main St:
“You should go up to Wesleyan. I got 131 girls up there I’m messin wit.”
To get in on the WeSeen & Heard action, post your own submissions to our Facebook group or email them to WeSeenAndHeard@gmail.com. (Note: names/email addresses of contributors will not be identified when submissions are posted on the Blargus.) Also stay tuned for an anonymous submission box!