10 Reasons to Join “Wegame.com”

1. You love screenshots of video games, but hate video games.

2. It’ll totally make up for the time you joined ACORN.

3. By not joining, you’re basically saying “We don’t game.” You may as well have gone to Brown or Yale. I’m sorry if that’s still a sore spot.

4. You can probably get a half credit towards your Sociology major out of it.

5. You’re running out of websites to check compulsively.

6. You’ll make your grandmother’s day when she receives an email from you asking her to be a part of your life. There’s probably a linty butterscotch in it for you, too.

7. In spite of the initial moment of irritation, human beings by nature love filling out forms.

8. There’s no “I” in team, but there’s one in every pyramid scheme.

9. You deserve a break after helping that kindly Nigerian lawyer get $142 Million US Dollars out of his country.

10. It’ll be a change of pace from typing #Kanye all day.