5. Ignition (Remix)—R. Kelly
No matter your feelings for or against golden showers, R Kelly’s lyrics are undeniable: “Sippin’ on coke and rum, I’m like so what I’m drunk, it’s the freakin’ weekend, baby I’m about to have me some fun”
4. Don’t Stop Believin’—Journey
This is probably the number-one, defending-champion song sung by drunk freshman.
3. Because I Got High—Afroman
Were you gonna go to class? Could you have cheated and passed? Yeah, thought so.
2. Stronger—Kanye West feat. Daft Punk
Let’s RAGE, brah! WOOOOOOO!
1. I Love College—Asher Roth.
If we need to explain this choice, you haven’t heard this song.

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