Sunday, May 25, 2025



A terse rebuttal to a monologue overlong

And saith the hulking student body, which was wont to move slowly: “O Mytheos! Were I not so lazy, and if I cared, manifest would become some serious shit between us: beef unsquashable, an irreconcilable war of words.”

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