Saturday, May 24, 2025



What Freshmen’s Rooms at Home Have Been Converted Into

1. Walk-in terrarium
2. Set for amateur porno movies
3. Dust-collecting area
4. Üter the German exchange student’s room
5. Funnel cake stand
6. Trophy room for Dad’s one fishing trophy
7. Garage for the Lamborghini your parents can now blow your inheritance on.

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