Get 41 of your closest friends together for a hoot’n’hollering good time. Roll one die. Whoever rolls the highest number, take one piece and place it on to a territory. Continue in this fashion until all players have one territory and all territories have been claimed. Then bunker down for a long night of anti-imperialism and non-violence. Take turns improving your nation, helping it to become a self-sufficient community.

Attacking:

After a few hours of play, some of your more belligerent friends may start considering invading others’ sovereignties. Do not let this happen. Organize mass protests and hunger strikes (refuse to drink any more Mountain Dew) until they back down.
Reinforcements:

Every turn you earn one game token (formally known as an “army”). Trade in five hunger strikers for one spinning wheel or two spinning wheels for one train. Soon your territory will be rid of the problem of untouchability through modernity.
Winning:

A player wins when his life is made into a Sir Ben Kingsley vehicle.