Players take the role of children sneaking towards their mother late at night, trying not to wake their sleeping father (who lies in the middle of the board on a large bed next to your mom). Movement is determined by how anal-retentive the player is. The least anal-retentive player obviously moves first. If players make one of several failures to subvert repressed feelings (that is, if the individual pulls a card that reinforces social regulations which would take the player out of an id state), they must push on the large penis on “Daddy’s nose” a certain number of times; after enough pushes, he will become erect and “Daddy” will suddenly jerk upright from his bed. At this point the player claims that he was sleep walking and has no idea where his mother’s bras are. He then returns to the beginning of the board and sticks broaches in his eyes, while his mother goes into hysteria where she undergoes paralysis of limbs and amnesia.

The player that is able to successfully fuck “Mommy” and emasculate “Daddy” wins.