Top 5 things to do to kill time when the projector breaks down at the Film Series:

5. Drop everything and run up to the projection booth. Then you can act like you’re helping out and take credit when the movie starts again. After all, it’s what John McCain would do.

4.Urinate

3. Go look at the plaque on the Whedon Mezzanine. Yeah, the upper level at the CFS is now named for Buffy-mastermind Joss Whedon ’87. Crazy, right? Such a nice boy: always giving back. Now where’s the Michael Bay Memorial Demolitions Lab?

2. Read The Argus. Oooh — meta.

1. Search for the fabled Film Studies tunnels. Do they exist or not? We’re not telling.