Editor’s note: These jokes are 100% recycled

We, the Ampersand, are proud to announce that this issue is entirely green. However, we cannot be selfish in honoring ourselves. The award for the greenest place on campus goes to Anne and Nat Greene’s house. Unfortunately, the Exxon-Valdez Award for Lack of Conservation also goes to the Greenes, for an unneccesary ’E’ at the end of their name. A little greedy, Greenes? You already have two E’s, why need one more?