I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friend Billy and Billy kept telling me that “Last Temptation of Christ” was better than “The Passion of the Christ,” but I know that he is lying because he is a Jew and he just wants to see Jesus mess up and make mistakes. He’s just mad because we get Christmas off and he doesn’t get Chanukkah off and he has three skins and I have four.

Oh geez, it’s 12:20, time for recess. Enjoy the Ampersand, coming at you from John Wesley Elementary School! Go Whalers!

– Brendan L., Brian M., & Al G.