Hey folks! It’s me, Joey Stalin! Now, I know two things: 1) Communism, and 2) pancakes. And while you can find Communism in Cuba (for now – fingers crossed) and pancakes in a box, you can only find both of those things in one place: Stalin’s House of Pancakes!

We’ve got the flapjackinest flapjacks this side of Siberia. Don’t forget to try:

– A short stack of Five Year Plancakes

– Spudniks (hashbrowns) with a side of Communist Manifestoast

– Eggs any way you want…as long as it is the way which I have previously decreed that eggs should be prepared (I hate sunny-side up)

Just ask Wesleyan Premier Michael Roth what he thinks about S.H.O.P: “When I have a lot of work to do (which is like always) I love stallin’ at Stalin’s House of Pancakes.