Sexy Single: Kraft Single

This Kraft Single isn’t gonna be single for long. At first I thought it was Jane Mansfield. I’m gonna marry this cheese someday.

Cutest Couple: PB&J

They met on a piece of Wonderbread in the early 1950s and have been together ever since. Peanut Butter really enjoys Jelly’s sweet personality and Jelly thinks it’s great that her normally choosy mom chose him. Peanut Butter loves spreading his nuts all over Jelly.

Cutest Couple: Jessica Alba & Jessica Alba’s Body

A match made in heaven, the two met long ago around middle school and have never been apart since. “When I started going through those, you know, changes, as a young girl, I never knew I’d have such a good relationship to come out of it,” says Jessica. Her body was quick to be a big part of her life, encouraging her to pursue her acting career. “Jessica’s a talented girl, and I thought, ’you know what would really help? If I was seriously smoking hot,’ so I got on that, and I think it’s worked for us so far,” said her body. Jessica, of course, shows her appreciation for how much her body has helped her over the years. “You should always remember the people who helped you get to the top, so I try to show off my body as much as possible. My body really appreciates it being, and don’t mention I said this, a bit of an attention hog,” said Jessica. Of course, over the years they’ve had their disagreements, mostly over full frontal nudity, and sometimes work has driven a wedge, but they’ve learned to compromise. “I thought it wouldn’t be cool to have me be invisible for the Fantastic Four movies,” said her body. “But they gave me an underwear shot later. To all the body out there: you’re welcome.” “I love my body, I don’t know where I’d be without it,” said Jessica. Most likely, Jessica, not very far. Happy Valentine’s Day you two!