A young female writer scribed this editor’s note while hiding in tight quarters from the Writer’s Guild. Although the guild eventually found her and took her to a rally outside of Los Angeles, they were unable to find her diary. Believing it to be somewhat hilarious, her father sent the diary to us with the intention that it be published for the whole world to read.

I still believe that people are generally nice and loving. They laugh. They laugh at the jokes I write for television.
Concepts for television shows:
-Circus owners go out of town for the weekend, but forget to lock up all the animals. One lowly clown must circle the globe, looking both high and low, for these lost animals. Every episode is about a lost animal. Think House Party on television and about animals in a circus, not parties. Oh, and the clown, he’s a mass murderer.

-An ambiguously retarded man inherits an apartment complex. Within the apartment complex are various characters that he must help in his own misguided way. Shows an underprivileged family the true meaning of Christmas through showering them his own brand of love and beanbag chairs, which he constructs out of plastic bags and uncooked rice.

-Andy Dick plays a Crimean War veteran who comes home in modern day England. He learns the joys of the internet and polio vaccinations.

– Brendan, Brian, & Gelman