To show our solidarity with the television writer’s union, as well as the oft-neglected stagehand’s union, the Ampersand is on strike. Like our brothers in comedic arms, we demand revenue from the millions, if not billions, if not tens of dollars that the Argus is making off our comedic genius by putting Ampersand articles online (wesleyanargus.com go right now!).

However, we have some slightly more pointed demands to the higher-ups at the Argus:

– Space camp!

– Millions of dollars that was donated to us by “How I Met Your Mother” Creator and former Ampersand editor Carter Bays ’97.

– A fueled jet, on the runway, filled with women. Classy women. All above 65.

Until then, the Argus has filled our usual space with excess “real” feature articles. Enjoy!

Seriously, we want to go to Space Camp,
Brian, Brendan, & Gelman