Question:

A current theory is that the fundamental model of physics is comprised of single strand objects called strings. The theory is an attempt to disprove the standard model of particle physics made of point particles. Drawing from numerous theories, the string theory (or superstring theory as it is sometimes called) could unify all the natural forces under the same equations (otherwise known as the theory of everything). However, there are numerous problem with the string theory. Most notably, the string theory has yet to be proven in any experiment or theory. Furthermore, the presence of the string theory can not be completely tied to supersymmetry. Although some scientists believe that the presence of supersymmetry in the Large Hadron Collinder proves the String Theory, some think that the absence of supersymmetry confirms the existence of strings.

Answer:

Well, I’m doing great, so thanks for asking. My wife Madge and I recently planted a pear tree in our backyard. My, how it has bloomed. It seems like just three hours ago I was staring at the young sapling and calling it my little buddy.

Ah, Thanksgiving is coming soon. I always enjoy a good turkey dinner and getting together with my family. I think it was because I missed so many holidays when I was stuck on Professor’s Island. Yeah, I know everyone calls it Gilligan’s Island, but did he ever lead a brazen bunch of Weeblos through a reading jamboree? I think not. Besides, Gilligan was a fag.