The next meeting of Wesleyan Students Opposed to Being Really Intoxicated Enjoy Talking, Ya’ll (WeSobriety) will be this Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 10 p.m. and it’s going to be SO MUCH FUN! Because last week’s turnout was huge, we are asking that students still on steps 1 to 5 meet in Sci150 and those who are on steps 6 to 12 meet in the field house. Remember — no matter what step you’re on, WeSupport You!

We have a really *AWESOME* agenda planned for Wednesday:

-All of the Self Improvement books are sold out at Broad Street Books! What should we do? WeSobriety’s News And Recreation Committee (NARC) will give a presentation on a series of new books to recommend for purchasing, including “Chicken Soup for the Sober Student’s Soul” and “Chicken Soup for the Poor Soul who read the other 1,349,897 editions of Chicken Soup for the Soul.”

-Also, Weshop is constantly out of beverages! Students are thirsty and we REFUSE to stare at empty refrigerator cases any longer. We will discuss fundraising options so that we can purchase seven more coolers for Weshop. We will also give a brief presentation on each of the 46 different flavors of Vitamin Water and dispel beliefs that it’s just water, sugar and red no. 5.

-Finally, WeSobriety is working with ResLife to create an all-new housing option for next fall: REHAB HALL!! This hall will probably replace either Film Hall (movies are too frivolous and should be censored) or French Hall (heathens).

As always, Kleenex Brand Facial Tissue will sponsor the meeting, so don’t forget to bring your feelings. All are welcome! Together, we will fudge the alcohol binary. :D