Submitted for the approval of Tuesday afternoon society, we present to you, the reader, the spookiest, scariest, spine-tingliest-to-the-point-where-you-think-you-have-epilepsy Ampersand ever. Don’t read it alone… don’t read it after nightfall… don’t read it in the dark. Seriously, don’t read it in the dark. You’ll lose your eyesight that way. And then you’re gonna have to go to LensCrafters, and they say the wait is an hour, but it always ends up being longer than an hour, and that just sucks… haunted sucks.
Honestly, this shit is straight horrifying. More horrifying than walking in on Dumbledore fucking a dude OMG DUMBLEDORE IS GAY WHAT THE FUCK HE LIKED DICK THAT WHOLE TIME! Wait, the guy who played Dumbledore… has been dead for four years! The dead have risen and are coming out of the closet! AHHHHHH!

Happy Hawwoween,
Brendan, Brian & Gelman