Want your name forever linked with the likes of Charles M. Schulz, James Thurber, or even Bill Keane of “Family Circus” fame? Think it’s impossible? Think that just because your mom was a crystal meth addict when she was pregnant with you that you can’t accomplish anything? Well, you’re partly right. Regardless, enter the Ampersand reverse caption contest! Each week, we’ll give you a caption, and it’s your job to draw a cartoon for it. The winner will be printed in the next issue of the Ampersand. Seriously, this is not a joke. Email us your submissions at bcmorgan@wesleyan.edu. At right is our first winner, with the cartoon supplied by Jaleel Bluterman ’10 and the caption supplied by the Ampersand.

Next week’s caption:

“Hmm, that’s a humdinger.”