Sunday marked the year of the Pig. Not just any pig, a golden pig. I’m talking better than Babe and Wilbur combined. In honor of this we decided to make resolutions, have a Chinese person translate them into Chinese and then have the Introduction to Chinese class translate them back.

Resolution: Lose weight

Chinese Resolution: I longed for loses the ornamental hairpin weight and frequently goes to gymnastics in order to is skinny. Possible I to develop unbalanced diet.

Resolution: Stop smoking

Chinese Resolution: I longed for gives up smoke because the army military doctors said so and me not to want the cancer.

Brendan and Brian