We do in fact have a lot of money, but we just don’t know where it is. God, this must be how MC Hammer feels. If we could find that money this is what we would do with it:

– Swim in a pool of golden doubloons with Scrooge McDuck.

– Invest in a scholarship for baby faced child molesters to enroll into middle schools.

– Plant actual bombs in lite brites.

Don’t Hurt Us,
Brendan and Brian