Wesleyan students flocked to Foss Hill to bask in the glow of Native-American-American-Indian-Original-Descent-Redskin-Oops-Not-Redskin summer, frolicking and rollicking like epileptics watching anime. Students of all colors, creeds, religions, genders, ages, number of limbs, shoe sizes, and Legends of the Hidden Temple team affiliation, reveled in the 64ºF/18ºC/291 K temperatures. Divers-o-tastic!

“I just love chillaxing with all of my home-brothers on Foss Hill,” read Henry Gordon ’09 off a notecard handed to him by the Wesleyan Connection. “We get along so well, especially because all my diverse and eclectic friends are so well-enslaved.” [Angered whispering from Wesleyan Connection reporter.] “Ohhhhh! That’s a ‘b!’ So I guess it’s ‘well-behaved.’ Oh, that’s much better.” Ethnic rainbowlicious!