To the person or persons who came into the Nics bathrooms on Wednesday night and stole our shampoos, conditioners, body washes, etc:

It’s not that we don’t have a sense of humor, but as pranks go, this one was not funny. It was malicious, wasteful, and expensive. If you had just switched all the cubbies around, that would have been amusing. But instead of just having to search for our lost Dove* products, we now have to buy more. If you needed some shampoo for your own, that would be okay. You could have borrowed one person’s, returned it, and the problem would be solved.

We realize that in the grand scheme of things, toiletry theft does not warrant a full-scale investigation, but c’mon—who does that?

Sincerely,

The Nics

*the residents of the Nics do not endorse Dove in any way.