BASINGER, IL COLLABORATE ON BRAFF FILM

Wesleyan Film Studies Chair Jeanine Basinger and North Korean Premiere Kim Jong Il revealed last Friday that they were co-producers of the new Zach Braff vehicle The Last Kiss. Jong Il started the project in an effort to break into the American movie scene. When asked to comment, Zach Braff, as usual, had nothing original to say.

CW ANNOUNCES NEW FALL LINE-UP

Deal or No Moesha: Is Moesha in this briefcase? Tune in and find out! Hosted by Howie Mandel wearing FUBU.

30 Moesha: 30 Moeshas! OMG! That’s so many Moeshas! Somebody call Steve Harvey!

Who Wants to be a Moesha?: Winners receive braids and recording contract, Kobe Bryant takes them to prom.

Battlestar Moesha: Moesha… in space!