Greetings and salutations, ertswhile companions! Isn’t it grand to be alive in the Year of Our Lord 1906? Why, we just learned at the World’s Fair that someday we may have pictures transmitted by radio-wave! Revel in the hilarity presented in the following mimeo-sheet, and remember: the Ampersand doesn’t use a Jewish printing press, and neither should you!

Best of luck in the war with Spain,
Nat and Gelman