Gerraty to Cuttler: I h8 the Garden State

In the September 5th issue of the Argus, Jake Cuttler used my name without permission to defend the state of New Jersey. I do not like New Jersey, nor do I enjoy telling people that I come from such a wretched place, so I was quite angered to see my name used for such sinister purposes. Blah, offended Blah Blah, -ism, -ism, -ism, hierarchy, constructs, blah.