Please, if you have not already, look up and to the right and read our title header above the big headline. The Ampersand is dedicated to bringing you humor in all the most obscure measurement systems. And we’ll live up to our promis—unlike certain other organizations that have promised forty acres and something.

Also, if 2,000 people read this Ampersand, Brody Ruckus will have a threesome with us.

Love,
Nat and Gelman